‘The Boys‘ season 4 trailer
Wrathful gods.

‘The Acolyte‘ trailer
Dull suprise.

Booja-Booja Deeply Chocolate - nice.
Burren de Bratte aux cristaux de sel de Gruerande - yum.

He withholds all affection and love. He was so underhand in the manner of his leaving.

I won’t read ‘The First Binding’.

What is Catalan bread?
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Lincoln (2012)
Adam Driver appears in this Oscar bait. I’d climb him like a tree. Lincoln's shrew wife screams and has a sour disposition. Tommy Lee Jones shows up. Dingy and has a promise of tomorrow…

Best Lines:
“Mathematical reasoning.”

“Caused you regret!”

“Uncountable corpses!”

“Clapped you in the madhouse!”

“Render it intolerable. “
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Mea Culpa (2024)
A defense attorney and an artist accused of murder have drama in this Tyler Perry film. There are no nuanced lives. There is a useless husband and always something to irritate. There is no witty discussion. The artist can’t be unthreatening. There is the wrong type and no narrative arc. This was not majestic visualised. There are ( Read more... )

‘Challengers’ trailer
Porno tennis?

Mountain Dew ad
Superbowl people drink it?

‘The Boys’ promo
Okay, funny.

‘Sasquatch Sunset’ trailer
In the untouched wilderness lurks a Bigfoot family. No really. They made this? Where is ‘Devolution’? Nope.

Chocolate shake - nice.
Green chilli sauce - yum.
Orange juice - yum.
Chocolate protein balls - mmm.
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‘The Boys’ season 4 teaser
No.

‘Fallout’ teaser trailer
A giant cockroach, an irradiated hellscape, ruins and a dude with no nose. A mutant bear, Kyle MacLachlan and Michael Emerson. No.

‘Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire’ trailer
An ugly chick, a new world, a pink Godzilla and monkeys. No hell no.
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Haunted Houses
Guest starring Erin Moriarty of ‘The Boys’ and Paul Ben-Victor. No narrative urgency or spectacle or performance. Hart promised horrifying experiences to his daughter’s boyfriend. There is no noble courage. A long-settled matter is disturbed. Cohle is bound to irritate as he is troubling and strange. The 90s is an era far more strange ( Read more... )

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‘The Inheritance’ trailer
Channel 5 drama about an evil stepmother.

‘The Royal Hotel’ trailer
Hugo Weaving and an outback pub. No.

Best Line:
“Will there be kangaroos?”

‘Thanksgiving’ teaser
The ‘Grindhouse’ fake trailer finally gets a movie. Eli Roth made this. Nah.

‘The Quiz Lady’ trailer
Stop hiring Awkwafina.

‘Gen V’ trailer
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Cobweb (2023)
Anthony Starr of ‘The Boys’, ‘Banshee’ and ‘Xena’ and Lizzy Caplan play demented parents who make unforgivable decisions. Their son is scared in his house and bullied at school. He is not allowed to trick or treat in this domestic horror. This was shot in Bulgaria in 2020. It is not very scary. Mad dad (Starr) has real menace and lurks ( Read more... )

'Gen V' trailer
Evil people.

'Departure' trailer
A ferry sinks. Why did it slip below?

‘The Exorcist: Believer’ trailer
This looks absolutely horrendous. 2 girls are nonchalantly ravaged by demons. This is so sub par. The mother wrote a book about her traumatic and miserable time?

‘The Girl From Plainville’ promo
Mmmmm.
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